“I’ll use my rooster to protect me from
evil spirits as I wander in other realms.”
What is a shaman?
One who has access to the world of spirits.
And what do you do with that access?
I use it to heal people.
What can you do that vitamin E can’t?
I can heal the spirit, the issues that reside in the other planes of existence.
Vitamin E is actually very effective for burns. Can you heal burns?
Probably, I don’t know, I’ve never tried.
I have a burn on my perineum, which is the area between the b–
I know what the perineum is. Why do you have a burn there?
Sometimes I can’t get all of my poop out and I need to slide myself against the floor to rub it off of me and it gives me friction burns on my perineum.
I can’t heal that kind of burn.
Do you maybe want to ask someone in the spirit realm? I mean, you didn’t even try.
There is no one in the spirit realm that can heal that type of burn.
Just my luck. What’s a typical Monday for you?
On Mondays I typically organize my feathers, play some drums and then I’ll use my rooster to protect me from evil spirits as I wander in other realms.
I have a rooster too, but it doesn’t protect me, it just fucks all of my chickens.
Well, that’s what roosters do.
True, except I don’t have any chickens, so guess who it’s fucking?
[At this point in the interview Nasaru’s body disappeared and the sound of a gong sounded. Read more about Nasaru’s home life here & one of his devotees here]
