It’s no secret horses have a lot to teach us. Nobody knows how to live in the moment better than a horse. Whether it’s galloping through the countryside, eating hay, dropping a huge pile of shit on the ground, or swinging a tail, horses are extremely wise. Sages have long sought advice from horses and famous leaders have had horses as part of their political counsel.
Up until now we were at the mercy of finding a horse who would take us on as a student. That’s all changed thanks to the Horse Meditation Workshop, led by horses.
We wish we could give you a location for the workshop, but it really depends on where the horses end up on that particular day. But please contact us for a general sense of where you’ll be.
The workshop will be led by Apricot, a beautiful brown horse, who also happens to be a meditation master, recognized as the reincarnation of another horse whose name we don’t know but is said to have been very fast and well endowed.
Apricot will guide you through his powerful horse meditation. By the end of the workshop you will have:
- Heightened senses
- Increased wonder
- A need to run
- Unbridled confidence
If that sounds too good to be true, it’s not. This is real and you could have a horse meditation teacher to call your own. If you’ve found other meditation teachers to be more concerned with their self-image or like they don’t defecate on the spot when they feel it, or they were simply not horse-like enough, then this is undoubtedly the meditation course for you.
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Price: Hay. And an open mind.
