If you like almonds you’re not going to want to miss this.
It’s the annual who’s who in the almond milk industry. The biggest players meet up to discuss the next step for almond milk. All of the major almond milk companies will unveil what’s to come in the future for almond milk.
Last year, almond milk CEO Eddie Michelson wowed audiences when he revealed his company would be raising the almond-to-water ratio from 60/40 to 70/30. Everyone went hog wild and started screaming at the top of their lungs.
This year’s keynote topics include:
• Save the Almonds, Save the Children
Almond milk CEO, Barbara Kitchen will explain how almonds can save our children from dying painful deaths before their time.
• Almonds are not the problem, You Are
Almond farmer extraordinaire, Don “Almond” Tuttle will discuss how terrible human beings are and that we should stop blaming almonds for our problems. This is sure to sell out!
• Eating as many almonds as you want.
Almond vendors from around the world will be there to throw all kinds of delicious almonds in your mouth. Bring water.
• Jump into an almond pit.
This is exactly what it sounds like. Climb a ladder and jump into a wonderful vat of almonds.
Almond Milk Disco Dance Party. After a long day of consuming almonds let your hair down and dance to the best almond-loving disco band around, The Almonds.
Whether you’re a nazi or a siamese twin, this conference has something for everyone.
In fact, the almond milk conference is one of the few places on earth where all persuasions are able to come together, because that’s the magic of almond milk: it doesn’t impose itself on you.
Is it chalky? You bet. But if that’s the worst you can say about something then let’s get thousands of people together and celebrate that something for an incredible weekend.
