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I’m Poly But I Didn’t Sign Up For Sucking ALL The Dicks At The Orgy
Someone else has to chip in here. It can't be all me. Yes,...
Someone Is Murdering My Neighbors, So I’ll Send Them My Thoughts And Prayers
For the third time this year, burglars have sneaked into my neighbors’ house and attacked them...
How To Forgive People Who Don’t Know How To Stand In Line
It should be easy enough. We all learn it in kindergarten,...
How To Be Zen In 3 Quick Steps
The fastest, easiest way to be zen is to be it right now....
How To Tolerate Meat-Eaters When You Became Vegan Yesterday
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Man Says Reiki Made Him Gay
Boulder, CO - Hitherto heterosexual Richard Kelly told...
Greg’s Friends And Family Refuse To Call Him “Ohar Kamuna”
Tallahassee, FL – Greg Idris underwent a spiritual...
Positive Spiritual Woman Has No Personality
College Park, MD – Georgina Lambert is an upbeat single...
Vegan Co-Op Resident Forgot To Buy More Mung Bean
Madison, WI – At the local vegetarian co-op residents...
Meditation Retreat Reveals Answer On What To Eat For Lunch
Bhutan, Himalayas - After a week long silent meditation...
Yoga Teacher Talks Through Entire Shavasana
Philadelphia, PA - Amanda Flores leads a rigorous and...
Man Claims To Be Humblest Student Of Guru
Scarsdale, NY - While milling about during a break on a...
Bisexual Health Food Store Employee Doesn’t Know Shit
Lenox, MA - Local residents are saying bisexual health food...
Young Pretty Girl Decides Buddhism For Weird Old People
Chicago, IL - 25 yr old Stephanie Newcombe left a public...
Yoga Teacher’s Penis And Balls Clearly Outlined
NYC, NY - In the 12:15PM class at Yogagá Studio the outline...
Vegan Finds His Way Home By Own Trail of Diarrhea
Bear Mountain, NY - What began as a pleasant evening stroll...
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Um, The Decaying Buddha Statue In Our Patio Is A Symbol Of Impermanence, Not Our Relationship, OK?
We see those raised eyebrows of yours, Sharon, when you...
American Man Becomes Buddhist Monk To Escape Problems, Gives Said Problems To Monks
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Vegan Woman’s Homemade Halloween Candy Has Lentils In It, Neighborhood Kids Sad
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Every Halloween My Kids And l Meditate On Impermanence In A Cemetery
I like trick or treating as much as the next father, but I...
Guru Extremely Horny
Santa Rosa, CA – Guru Yandananda has been guiding his...
Woman Awakens As Evolutionary Unique Self, Goes To Starbucks
Pocatello, ID - Shannon Hafley had a spiritual awakening...
Late Sting Album Brings Post-Menopausal Woman To Orgasm
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Masturbation Ruined For Buddhist Man After Realizing Girl In Porn Video Was His Mother In Past Life
Moundsville, WV - A recent masturbation session of local...
‘Just Relax’ If You Want To Feel Better
We all have those times in our lives when we feel stressed out, anxious, worried, and panicky....
Uh Oh! This Man Transitioned Into A Satyr Because He Thought “Pansexual” Referenced The God, Pan
Yikes, Frank Macalino made a huge mistake in an attempt to...
Vegan Republican Tells Health Store Clerk They’re Out Of Tofutti Cuties; And That Abortion Is Murder
Skowhegan, ME - Vegan republican Tom Stratford was dismayed...
Vegan Mother Tells Son’s 8 Year Old Meat-Eating Friend That Red Meat Causes Heart Attacks
Santa Cruz, CA - Local resident, Louise Fabiano, was...