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Shaman Insists To Wife Their Child Learn Tungusic Evenki Instead Of Spanish
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Shaman Brings Wrong Spirit Into Healing Session, Wife Says “He Always Does This”
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American Man Becomes Buddhist Monk To Escape Problems, Gives Said Problems To Monks
Ladakh, Jammu - A year ago Bill Frasier was like most...
Every Halloween My Kids And l Meditate On Impermanence In A Cemetery
I like trick or treating as much as the next father, but I...
Guru Extremely Horny
Santa Rosa, CA – Guru Yandananda has been guiding his...
Masturbation Ruined For Buddhist Man After Realizing Girl In Porn Video Was His Mother In Past Life
Moundsville, WV - A recent masturbation session of local...
Vegan Republican Tells Health Store Clerk They’re Out Of Tofutti Cuties; And That Abortion Is Murder
Skowhegan, ME - Vegan republican Tom Stratford was dismayed...
Many Humans Choosing To Reincarnate As Various Marriott Hotels Rather Than Human Beings
Around the World, Earth - You might have noticed the rise...
Someone Is Murdering My Neighbors, So I’ll Send Them My Thoughts And Prayers
For the third time this year, burglars have sneaked into my neighbors’ house and attacked them...
How To Be Zen In 3 Quick Steps
The fastest, easiest way to be zen is to be it right now....
Scientists Say Not Everything Happens For A Reason
Seattle, WA - Scientists held a symposium recently to...
Greg’s Friends And Family Refuse To Call Him “Ohar Kamuna”
Tallahassee, FL – Greg Idris underwent a spiritual...
Man Claims To Be Humblest Student Of Guru
Scarsdale, NY - While milling about during a break on a...
Young Pretty Girl Decides Buddhism For Weird Old People
Chicago, IL - 25 yr old Stephanie Newcombe left a public...
Zen Master Turns Out To Be Dead, Not Meditating
Ojai, CA - Students of the venerable Roshi Li Shen were in...
Students Of Chinese Guru Have No Idea What He’s Saying
Albuquerque, NM – Students of Guru Changpu Huang love being...
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Just Before Falling Asleep, American Hare Krishna Man Wonders To Himself, “Why Am I Doing This?”
West Linn, OR - Jim Kable joined the Hare Krishnas about a...
“It’s Not Your Time” Angels’ Favorite Thing To Say To People They Hate
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Buddhist Man Scares Son By Challenging, “Which part Of You Exactly Is ‘My Child’?”
Massillon, OH - Phil Littlewood was trying to teach his...
Shaman Insists To Wife Their Child Learn Tungusic Evenki Instead Of Spanish
Golden, CO - A shaman who goes by the name Nasaru got into...
Shaman Brings Wrong Spirit Into Healing Session, Wife Says “He Always Does This”
Sedona, AZ - Shaman Nasaru is fantastic at communicating...
American Man Becomes Buddhist Monk To Escape Problems, Gives Said Problems To Monks
Ladakh, Jammu - A year ago Bill Frasier was like most...
Every Halloween My Kids And l Meditate On Impermanence In A Cemetery
I like trick or treating as much as the next father, but I...
Guru Extremely Horny
Santa Rosa, CA – Guru Yandananda has been guiding his...
Masturbation Ruined For Buddhist Man After Realizing Girl In Porn Video Was His Mother In Past Life
Moundsville, WV - A recent masturbation session of local...
Vegan Republican Tells Health Store Clerk They’re Out Of Tofutti Cuties; And That Abortion Is Murder
Skowhegan, ME - Vegan republican Tom Stratford was dismayed...
Many Humans Choosing To Reincarnate As Various Marriott Hotels Rather Than Human Beings
Around the World, Earth - You might have noticed the rise...