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Seeking To Embrace “The Unknown,” Man Places Craigslist Ad, Finds Dominatrix, Not Spirit

Saugerties, NY – Tom Berry recently became very interested in life after death and the spirit realm in general. Desiring to delve deeper into the subject he placed a craigslist ad titled “Interested to know more about the unknown.” He got a lot more than expected when a dominatrix who calls herself “The Unknown” contacted him.

Thinking he was going to meet up for a casual coffee he met her at her house, where he was immediately whisked into a basement dungeon, tied up, gagged, and sodomized, all in good fun. “Welcome to the unknown,” The Unknown kept saying to him every time she tried something new.

“I think I need to be more specific with the wording in my craigslist ads,” Berry told Egobaby. “And I don’t think she was worth the two hundred dollars she made me pay her either. And I’m still at square one regarding the spirit realm. But I am now aware that I’m a worthless piece of shit who deserves what he gets. So that’s certainly a wake up call.”

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