You’ve had a long day. Your body is run down and you’re hungry. Not only are you tired, your vagina is filthy.
Day in day out. When does it end? It can end as soon as today if you’re willing to take the new “Vaginal Steaming Cooking Workshop.”
Kill two birds with one stone by preparing delicious steamed vegetables, a healthy piece of salmon, while also airing out your lady parts.
Sound too good to be true? It’s not. Not by a long shot. You can have this as your reality, but you have to choose it. No one is going to choose it for you.
Picture this scenario:
You’ve heard the mussels at the new French restaurant in town are incredible but you can’t bring yourself to make a reservation because your vagina is too stressed out. With this workshop you can steam your vagina AND cook up a delicious bowl of mussels, all from the comfort of your own home.
In the old days you had to choose between cooking or steaming your vagina. Now, with the new vaginal steaming technology, that is no longer the case. You can do both.
We’re a down-to-earth group who impart delicious recipes cooked from the leftover steam that pours out of your vagina during a vaginal steaming.
Here are but a few of the take-aways:
- treat your hemorrhoids while steaming Vietnamese spring rolls
- lessen menstrual bleeding while steaming up a honey sponge cake
- heal vaginal infections while steaming prawns in garlic sauce
Put down the heavy cookbooks.
Put away the crockpot.
Stop de-boning that chicken.
And for god’s sake ignore the claim that your vagina doesn’t need to be steamed.
And INSTEAD start steaming up some delicious food via your steamed vagina.
