You’re Dying: Are You Headed For A Warm, Loving White Light Or A Fiery Hellish Landscape?
We've heard so many Near Death stories about people encountering an all encompassing, loving white light that embraces them with a profound...
How To Make Someone Feel Better About Your “Mistakes”
As we all know, failure is a natural part of life. Moreover, it can be a powerful tool for...
Why You Should Meditate And Why I Don’t Have To
If you're someone who experiences anxiety or restlessness or find that you're carried away...
Are You Buddhist Or Just Clinically Depressed?
You connect on a deep level that life is suffering. You've been feeling like life is empty...
Opinion: The Quickest Way To World Peace Is The Vagenis
Look, I'm no sociologist but the world is clearly being led by a bunch of penises with...
Why Smashing The Brains Of Someone Who Tailgates You Is Actually An Act Of Compassion
Compassion works in funny ways. We don't often think of compassion as smashing someone's...
Want To Be Happy? Do Something Today That You’ll Remember Tomorrow
A happy life is something we all want, but seems to elude so many of us. Turns out, the...
What To Do When Your Breadwinner Wife Is Attached To Making Money
Some women are so attached to making money that it takes an emotional toll on their...
5 Gratitude Reminders To Carry With You DAILY
In today’s fast-paced world it’s easy to forget how blessed we are. It’s especially easy...
Listening To The Sounds You Hear Allows You To Hear What’s Happening Around You
If you've ever caught yourself not hearing the world you exist in, it's because you weren't...
Buddhist Sucker Punched For No Reason By Stranger Says, “I Had It Coming”
Buddhist man, John Bailey, was sucker punched last week by a psychotic homeless man. Though it...
Guided Meditation Host Clearly Has A Foot Thing
Local guided meditation host and self-described “ear guru” Shaun Whitaker today released the third...
6 Surefire Ways To Save Money – And Maybe Your Health – With Alternative Medicine
The economy isn’t doing great. Insurance is a scam and getting treated at an actual hospital is...
I Stuck This Jade Egg Up My Bussy And My Toxins Are Gone (I Think)
As soon as I heard about the healing properties of the Jade Egg I knew I needed to order this...
Woman Copes With Breakup By Dating Herself From A Past Life
After a visit to her local shaman following a breakup, a Portland woman has decided to just date...
Slow Down The Aging Process By Freezing Yourself
As a sixty-five year old woman, I’m always looking for new,...
Zen Master Contemplates Existence While Masturbating & Crying In The Shower
I’m masturbating furiously and crying while sitting in my...
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Rejuvenate Your Body With The Blood Of A Child!
Scared of dying? Well, get in line. But there may be some hope. Scientists have discovered...
Sesame Oil Arm Rub Class
“We’re going to bring back the spirit of ’75, when we were...
The Life & Death Institute
Your time is coming! Are you ready? Think you know how...
Menopausal Flea Market
Turquoise, scarves, pottery, hand blown glass with colorful...
Breastfeeding Island For Breastfeeding Mothers
Breastfeeding can be a harrowing experience if you find...
Communal Bed Workshop
A large portion of the population suffers from separation anxiety. This could be due to general...
Massage School For Men
Not to be confused with Massage School for Women, which is an entirely different school, Massage...
The Most Silent Retreat Ever
This isn't your mother's silent retreat. When we say "silent" we mean it. When you drive...
The Miss Humility Contest
These women don't expect a thing from anyone! DON'T MISS...
Annual Almond Milk Conference
If you like almonds you're not going to want to miss this....
Group Sex Therapy Seminar
What do you do when traditional therapy stops working for...
Polyamory Technical Institute
Whether you're tired of having sex with the same person or...