Moundsville, WV – A recent masturbation session of local Buddhist, Gerard Phillipson, was ruined when Phillipson remembered the porn actress he was masturbating to as his mother in a previous life.

“It was the BC era, where Mongolia is now, and she was nagging me about herding the yaks,” Phillipson told Egobaby. “It was not only annoying then, but in the present too. Now reincarnated as the girl in my live webcam chat she kept typing ‘u cum yet? did u? when u gonna cum? I have other customers.’ I wrote back, ‘c ya, woodnt wnna b ya…MOM.'”

It’s not just this one woman either. Phillipson is now having past life epiphanies every time he pulls up a porn video, which he says is distressing. “I’m thinking of turning to gay porn so I don’t have to witness my countless mothers performing sexual acts.”

When asked why he couldn’t simply meet a woman in real life to have a sexual encounter, Phillipson said, “I’m shy.”