NYC, NY – Local Buddhist George Barker was busy grappling with the nature of existence and reincarnation when he completely ignored a mother and her two children.

Barker subscribes to the Buddhist belief that we have reincarnated so many times over eons of existence that every human being on the planet has once been our mother, yet he blatantly did not give two shits about the homeless mother’s outstretched hand and smells of shit.

He was on his way to Whole Foods where he bought a whole chicken for himself and some new underwear that helps the environment. He walked past the family again on his way home, thinking about masturbation.