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Wiccan Woman Struggles With How To Tell Non-Wiccan Boyfriend She Is The Reincarnate Goddess, Sekhmet

La Plata, MD – Local Wiccan, Terry Hadden, hates secrets, which is precisely why she ached to tell her non-Wiccan boyfriend, Joe, what she has known since she was a little girl: that she is the reincarnate goddess, Sekhmet, the goddess of healing.

“I knew this wasn’t going to be easy to digest,” Hadden told Egobaby, “So I sat him down, poured him some ceremonial red wine tinged with a dash of goat’s blood, and said ‘Joe, look. I’m sorry this didn’t come out sooner, but I’m just going to say this as plainly as I can.

“I am Sekhmet, a solar deity, sometimes called the daughter of the sun god Ra and often associated with the goddesses Hathor and Bast. I bear the solar disk and the uraeus which associates me with Wadjet and royalty. I can be construed as being a divine arbiter of the goddess Ma’at in the Judgment Hall of Osiris.”

Her boyfriend, Joe, reportedly said, “Cool, whatever,” and started the latest Jason Bourne movie.

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